Henry Marchbanks Winter is so funny without trying to be. He’s like, “Turns out our Shakespearean poison drama won’t work. In light of that, we will be instead shoving him off a cliff.”
what? no haha I totally understood the point of the secret history. no yeah I totally get that doing things just for the aesthetic is bad and that being willing to do anything for acceptance is dangerous. I for sure didn’t just want to be part of the greek class and kiss henry winter [sweating]
Let’s raise a toast for the perfectly heterosexual John Richard Papen who really “loves Camilla’s boyish ankles” and thinks that Francis is majestic in his long coat
one thing about me is i frickin love long ass youtube videos about the most random and niche topics imaginable. defunctland’s investigation into who created the disney channel theme song? oh i was seated. a two hour breakdown on the lore of the entire tekken video game franchise? sign me up. a vlog about a cross-country roadtrip dining at every single rainforest cafe in the united states? i’m there.
caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends
I’ve been in The Secret History fandom for three days and one of my favorite things is that everyone seems to look at each other, nod, and go “this would be an awful movie.”
The Secret History is insane. Richard just wants to know what’s going on with Camilla and Charles, and Francis is just like “Oh, yeah, Camilla and Charles sleep together all the time. I thought you knew. And I’ve slept with Charles, and Camilla and Henry are a thing, which Charles hates, and I want to sleep with you but you won’t ever get drunk enough. Anyway, want a glass of wine?”
